I’m going to a party tonight and the theme is “Mums & Dads” so everyone is meant to dress up as a mum or a dad I suppose…
I am beyond broke at the moment, with negative dollaz to my name, so a frumpy op shop spree was off the cards. The only thing I could come up with was to chuck a rolled up towel under my dress and go pregnant. Looked at myself in the mirror and it was way too creepy. I’m just going to dress as regular old me.
